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video: un: capn_benny

[The camera clicks on, initially capturing a view of a partly cloudy sky. The camera moves downward, bringing its owner into view: Bennett. He's got what appears to be a pair of wings on his back.]

Hey there! Bennett here, coming to you live from the rooftops of Camelot, haha!

[He switches over from the front camera to the rear, presenting a gorgeous view of the city below, as seen from the rooftop of a building, and a particularly tall one at that, judging by how far down some of those buildings seem. How did he get up there? Don't worry about it.]

I recently got my Wind Glider back, so I thought it'd be pretty cool to get an aerial view of the city. You know, gliding high above the city, talking about some of my favorite spots here... All that fun stuff! Anyway, here I go!

[He runs, and leaps into the air off of the rooftop he's on. But rather than dropping, he seems to float in the air, suspended above the ground below while he points his phone at the sights of the city.]

So, starting off, in my opinion, the best crepes in town can be found at that place over there! [A gloved hand comes into the shot, pointing at a cafe down below.] And over there [pointing at a very wide building now] is the hospital with the friendliest staff! They don't give me grief even when I end up there for the fourth time in two weeks. Aaaand... Ah! Down there is--Whoa!?

[Suddenly, without warning, a powerful wind picks up, blowing Bennett and his glider lopsided. Knocked around, it causes him to let go of his phone, allowing it to plummet sstraight to the ground. The last thing seen before it hits the ground is Bennett's horrified expression moving farther and farther away until it hits the ground, terminating the video.

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A minute later, it comes back on, back in Bennett's hand and broadcasting his face again. There's a clear crack running down the middle of the lens, causing him to look like he's been split in two, and both the video and the audio is crackly and distorted.]

A̵w̶w̵ ̷m̸a̷n̴.̵.̶.̴ ̴I̸ ̸t̷h̵i̴n̶k̶.̷.̶.̶ ̶I̴ ̵j̵u̶s̵t̴ ̷b̵r̷o̶k̴e̷ ̶m̶y̸ ̸p̶h̶o̷n̷e̴,̸ ̸g̷u̶y̷s̷.̵ ̴ ̵W̶h̴a̸t̵ ̸s̸h̶o̵u̴l̴d̴ ̶I̷ ̵d̶o̸?̵

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A̵h̶.̵.̸.̸.̷ ̵Y̵e̶a̶h̷,̴ ̷I̶ ̶f̸i̴g̸u̷r̴e̵d̷.̷ [Talk about a pain. This one was free, but there's no way he'll get another for free, right?]

I̴ ̸w̵o̷u̶l̴d̶n̷'̴t̴ ̶e̸v̷e̶n̴ ̴k̶n̴o̴w̴ ̷w̶h̴e̵r̵e̴ ̸t̷o̸ ̸g̴e̵t̷ ̸a̴ ̵n̸e̴w̶ ̴o̷n̶e̶.̷

A̷l̴r̸i̴g̸h̸t̴,̶ ̴s̶c̵o̷r̷e̴ ̴o̵n̸e̴ ̴f̵o̶r̸ ̶m̶e̷!̴ ̴T̴a̸k̸e̴ ̴t̸h̶a̵t̴,̸ ̸b̸r̵o̸k̷e̴n̴ [And then there's static, as if it was defying him and his small victory.]

Ah, if you were more than 100 feet up, whether you hit water or ground wouldn't have made much difference.

[Benny. Benny please. The aeronautics teacher is worried about you. Is there a safety manual? Surely there's a safety manual.]

I'm just glad you're alright and your glider isn't smashed.

[ ...well, that's a problem. ]

Um, okay...here, let me try typing it in a text instead.

[ This time he'll copy the address and paste it in a text message to Bennett. ]

Did you get it this time?

Edited 2021-04-20 09:38 (UTC)

[ Gareth giggled, brightly, rubbing the back of her head. ]

Trust me, by the time we're done, your phone will be good as new~!

[ Well. She hoped, at least. If nothing else, they'd get some lovely food while they were at it. ]

I'm not so sure, either... Perhaps one of the shops in the market. Or you could ask Master Diluc to help you. He has a way with scouting out information.

[He doesn't hecking know, make Diluc look for you. He hums.]

Did you just recently get this glider? I thought I would have seen you use one before now.

If you are in need of monetary assistance, I am afraid I have nothing to my name... however, I could see to seeking other sources.

[ Now that Childe is in Avalon all money problems are no longer problems. Regardless of the fact he just got here. :) ]

Mhm. [It's a noncommittal sound, moreso because he could barely make out the name of the thing that time, but it more or less has the tone of him agreeing.] I thought it was a winglet at first. Are they common where you're from?

Okay, should be able to find you.

[Hawk actually happens to be in the city right now so he just needs to find the location. Of course the quickest way will be to head up to the rooftops and look from above since he can fly for real now.

Bennett probably will see the familiar face before Hawk spots him. He's easy enough to spot with those huge black feathered wings. So question is, where does Hawk find Bennett?]

R̸e̷a̶l̴l̷y̷?̶ ̸I̴ ̴h̷e̴a̸r̴d̸ ̷r̴u̷m̵o̸r̴s̸ ̷t̴h̸a̶t̵ ̵M̶i̸s̸t̵e̵r̵ ̴D̴i̵l̷u̷c̴'̷s̵ ̶i̶n̷f̶o̶ ̵g̷a̶t̶h̶e̴r̸i̶n̸g̷ ̵s̸k̴i̴l̸l̸s̵ ̷w̸e̶r̶e̷ ̷o̶n̷ ̴p̷a̴r̶ ̸w̸i̷t̸h̴ ̵C̷a̵p̸t̶a̶i̶n̵ ̸K̴a̵e̸y̷a̸'̵s̸,̵ ̶b̷u̶t̵ ̷I̷ ̵h̵a̸d̵ ̶n̴o̶ ̴i̴d̷e̶a̵ ̷t̶h̶a̷t̶ ̸w̷a̴s̶ ̵a̸c̸t̷u̵a̷l̴l̸y̶ ̷t̴r̵u̸e̸!̴

[Talk about cool, Diluc.]

Y̸e̸a̴h̸,̵ ̴I̸ ̸j̸u̵s̷t̶ ̸g̶o̵t̶ ̸i̶t̷.̵ ̸I̶ ̴a̵s̷k̶e̶d̴ ̷t̷h̶e̸ ̸T̷r̴a̵d̷e̴r̷s̸ ̵i̴f̴ ̷t̸h̶e̴y̵ ̷c̶o̵u̶l̸d̵ ̵g̵e̴t̷ ̷m̸e̵ ̴a̴ ̶W̵i̷n̶d̷ ̴G̴l̴i̴d̴e̴r̴ ̴f̷r̴o̴m̵ ̸h̸o̷m̵e̴ ̸a̵n̴d̷ ̸t̵h̷e̴y̴ ̴o̷b̶l̴i̴g̴e̶d̵!̵ ̴P̵r̵e̸t̸t̷y̸ ̴a̴w̷e̴s̶o̵m̶e̸,̴ ̵h̷u̴h̸?̶

.̴.̷.̴A̶-̵A̸h̷.̷

[If there was a safety manual, Bennett's luck dictated that he never received a copy.]

I̷t̸'̴d̶ ̶t̸a̵k̶e̶ ̴a̷ ̵l̸o̸t̴ ̴m̷o̵r̵e̷ ̴t̶h̵a̴n̴ ̴g̵e̶t̸t̵i̸n̴g̷ ̴k̵n̵o̴c̸k̴e̴d̴ ̷o̵u̶t̵ ̸o̵f̸ ̵t̵h̴e̸ ̸s̴k̴y̴ ̴t̸o̶ ̸b̸r̶e̷a̴k̴ ̸m̵e̷,̷ ̷d̵o̷n̵'̸t̶ ̴w̵o̴r̵r̸y̵.̵ ̴I̸'̴m̸ ̶u̴s̸e̷d̷ ̵t̸o̴ ̴t̵h̶i̸s̵ ̸s̷o̴r̶t̸ ̴o̴f̷ ̷t̶h̷i̴n̵g̶ ̸h̵a̷p̵p̴e̸n̵i̵n̷g̸ ̶t̴o̶ ̵m̶e̶.̴

H̶u̸h̴?̶ ̷.̴.̸.̶O̸h̴,̴ ̴n̵-̷n̴o̴,̸ ̶n̸o̴,̸ ̷I̵ ̶d̷o̶n̴'̷t̴ ̴n̷e̴e̶d̶ ̸m̸o̵n̷e̸y̸!̸ ̷I̶'̶v̸e̴ ̵a̵c̷t̸u̴a̴l̵l̶y̸ ̸b̷e̶e̵n̴ ̴d̷o̴i̵n̶g̸ ̶p̷r̶e̸t̵t̸y̴ ̴w̵e̵l̶l̸ ̶f̶o̸r̴ ̷m̷y̷s̶e̶l̴f̴ ̴t̶h̶a̷n̸k̶s̵ ̵t̴o̴ ̸a̴l̵l̸ ̷t̶h̴e̴ ̸q̶u̷e̶s̸t̷i̷n̴g̴ ̴a̶n̴d̵ ̵a̵d̸v̴e̴n̷t̵u̸r̶i̷n̷g̶ ̶I̵ ̵d̷o̵ ̸h̶e̶r̷e̶!̶ ̷I̴ ̸t̶h̶i̵n̸k̵ ̵I̵ ̸m̶i̸g̶h̸t̶ ̵b̴e̸ ̴m̶a̴k̵i̵n̶g̷ ̷m̶o̵r̴e̸ ̵h̶e̷r̸e̵ ̸t̷h̸a̴n̷ ̴I̷ ̷d̸o̸ ̶w̷i̸t̶h̷ ̴t̷h̸e̶ ̷M̷o̷n̸d̸s̸t̷a̶d̷t̸ ̵A̶d̴v̸e̵n̶t̶u̵r̴e̴r̸'̵s̵ ̸G̶u̸i̵l̶d̴,̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̶b̷e̴ ̴h̴o̴n̷e̵s̷t̷.̸.̵.̴

[That's... a fact he doesn't like to admit to.]

Edited 2021-04-29 03:13 (UTC)

.̷.̸.̵A̵h̷!̸ ̷T̴h̵e̶r̴e̸ ̶i̷t̴ ̵i̷s̴!̸ ̴T̵h̶a̵n̶k̸s̶!̸

[There's a pause, and the sound of some rustling, as he goes through his bag. And then a defeated noise from him.]

.̶.̵.̸A̵w̸w̴,̶ ̸m̸a̷n̴.̷ ̴J̴u̸s̷t̵ ̴m̸y̸ ̷l̴u̷c̷k̸ ̸t̷h̶a̸t̴ ̴t̵h̴i̴s̸ ̴h̷a̴p̵p̵e̶n̵s̷ ̸o̵n̷ ̸t̷h̸e̶ ̸d̵a̴y̶ ̴I̶ ̷l̸e̸a̴v̴e̴ ̴m̸y̴ ̶m̴a̷p̶ ̴b̷a̶c̵k̴ ̴i̴n̷ ̸m̷y̶ ̴r̴o̶o̸m̶.̸

Y̸e̴p̸.̴ ̷A̸n̶y̸ ̷a̶d̸v̴e̴n̶t̷u̸r̸e̴r̴ ̸w̴o̷r̵t̷h̷ ̸t̵h̷e̸i̵r̴ ̵s̷a̴l̷t̶ ̶h̶a̸s̶ ̶a̸ ̴g̸l̴i̵d̶i̵n̴g̵ ̵l̵i̶c̸e̸n̴s̶e̷.̴ ̶Y̵o̵u̶ ̴j̸u̴s̵t̸ ̵c̵a̶n̴'̶t̸ ̷b̵e̷a̷t̸ ̵t̶h̴e̷ ̶f̶e̵e̴l̷i̴n̴g̷ ̶o̸f̴ ̶j̷u̴m̸p̸i̸n̵g̴ ̴o̵f̵f̴ ̸a̶ ̶h̷i̶l̷l̸ ̵a̸n̴d̷ ̴s̵a̴i̴l̶i̴n̴g̸ ̵t̵h̵r̷o̷u̷g̷h̴ ̷t̶h̷e̷ ̵a̸i̴r̴ ̸t̷o̵ ̵y̵o̸u̶r̷ ̸d̵e̷s̸t̵i̶n̷a̸t̶i̴o̵n̵!̵

[He says it with such fondness, gliding is much fun.]

[Hawk will find Bennett exactly where he said he'd be! Namely, sitting on the edge of a fountain. When Hawk said he was coming to find him, he decided it'd be best not to go anywhere. He might be impulsive, but he's not stupid.

Bennett's minding his own business by the fountain, waiting for Hawk to show up, when suddenly the water seems to stop flowing from it. As if it stopped working... Bennett notices the sudden change and now he's staring at the fountain in confusion.]

Edited 2021-04-29 03:27 (UTC)

W̸e̵l̸l̵,̶ ̵I̷ ̴c̷a̶n̴'̴t̸ ̶a̸r̴g̶u̷e̴ ̶w̸i̶t̶h̶ ̴c̵o̴n̸f̷i̴d̸e̶n̸c̸e̴ ̴l̶i̷k̷e̵ ̵t̵h̷a̶t̵.̸

[He lets out a small laugh. It was a crappy situation, but he was trying not to feel down about it. It'll work out in the end, after all.]

[Definitely a good plan. Hawk will go ahead and land next to the fountain and near Bennett and once he does his wings vanish.]

Let me guess, luck strikes again on the fountain?

[ plus, hey... crepes. ]

Tell me where I should meet you, then?

[Despite Bennett's obvious enthusiasm, Sagi starts to purse his lips as he goes on, clearly a little lost.]

...Sorry, I didn't catch most of that. The, uh, voice mechanism on your phone is acting up. And the camera.

[So yeah, it's broken, like Bennett thought. A truly brilliant observation.]

Can you DIY it back together somehow? I probably wouldn't take it flying with something that small.

I would assume the phone is the only thing that is broken? That seemed like a rather rough landing there.

[Can a god have a headache? Because goodness gracious...]

If that's the case I might wander over and see if I could get myself one. Even if the winds aren't as kind here as they are back in Mondstadt.

[...]

Bennett, are you going to continue with your little broadcasts about this city?

There's also a map app on your phone. You can use copy the address I sent into the app and it'll help show you were to go.

A̷h̸,̷ ̷n̵o̷.̵ ̷O̶n̴ ̷m̶y̶ ̴w̵a̷y̷ ̵d̸o̵w̶n̴,̴ ̸I̷ ̶b̸r̷o̶k̷e̶ ̶a̵ ̵s̵h̴o̴p̶'̷s̵ ̴a̵w̷n̷i̶n̸g̵ ̵a̶n̶d̷ ̵o̵n̴e̵ ̵o̷f̸ ̴t̷h̶e̴i̷r̴ ̶s̵i̵g̴n̴s̴.̴

[When it rains, it pours for dear Bennett.]

Y̸o̴u̵ ̴s̵h̸o̸u̴l̶d̸!̸ ̸I̵f̶ ̴w̷e̴ ̸c̶a̸n̴ ̴g̸e̸t̶ ̸e̶n̵o̵u̸g̶h̶ ̷g̷l̶i̴d̴e̶r̶s̴,̶ ̷m̷a̵y̵b̴e̸ ̷w̸e̶ ̵c̷a̷n̶ ̸h̷a̴v̶e̵ ̸g̷l̶i̵d̵i̶n̸g̸ ̷c̸o̶m̶p̴e̷t̵i̴t̵i̸o̶n̸s̷!̸ ̴Y̵o̵u̵ ̷k̶n̴o̶w̷,̷ ̶l̴i̷k̸e̵ ̴t̷h̴e̶y̵ ̶a̵l̷w̵a̴y̶s̸ ̸h̶a̶v̵e̸ ̴d̶u̷r̶i̵n̴g̷ ̶W̶i̶n̸d̷b̸l̶u̴m̸e̵ ̵a̶n̵d̷ ̶s̴t̶u̴f̶f̴.̷

[It sounded fun to him, at least. He wasn't sure how many of the people from his world had gliders.]

-̸-̸A̸c̵t̵u̵a̶l̵l̸y̷,̴ ̶w̵a̸i̶t̵,̵ ̷y̴o̶u̶ ̵h̷a̶v̷e̴ ̵a̵ ̶g̵l̶i̸d̸i̷n̶g̷ ̶l̴i̸c̷e̵n̸s̵e̴,̸ ̴V̷e̷n̷t̶i̵?̴ [That's surprising to hear, considering Venti's a bard. What does a bard need a license for?]

A̸h̷h̶.̶.̴.̵ ̸I̶ ̷d̴u̶n̷n̶o̷,̵ ̵I̴ ̸w̴a̵s̴ ̴k̵i̸n̵d̸a̴ ̸j̵u̷s̸t̴ ̶p̸l̶a̷n̴n̸i̶n̸g̵ ̸o̷n̸ ̸i̸t̴ ̶b̸e̵i̶n̶g̶ ̵a̴ ̵o̵n̵e̵-̴a̵n̷d̶-̴d̴o̸n̵e̴ ̴t̶h̸i̴n̸g̸.̶ ̵W̶h̸y̶,̶ ̵d̸o̷ ̶y̸o̶u̸ ̷t̷h̵i̴n̶k̷ ̸I̵ ̴s̷h̵o̵u̴l̶d̸?̸

Y̶e̸a̵h̵,̴ ̶I̵ ̵k̸n̶o̷w̶.̴ ̶M̴y̸ ̸f̸r̷i̴e̶n̷d̵ ̵K̴e̴n̶ ̵s̵h̴o̴w̷e̶d̶ ̴m̸e̸ ̵a̸l̶l̸ ̴a̴b̶o̷u̶t̷ ̶t̵h̸a̷t̶ ̴o̸n̶e̷!̷

[He sounds pretty proud to say he knows how to use his map app. Never mind he's also admitting he had no clue how to use it.]

E̸x̸c̷e̸p̷t̴ ̸m̴y̶ ̴p̸h̴o̷n̵e̶'̸s̸ ̴s̸o̵ ̸b̶u̵s̷t̸e̴d̷ ̵I̷ ̶c̴a̸n̴'̶t̸ ̵e̸v̷e̶n̶ ̶o̵p̸e̷n̵ ̸i̶t̷ ̵n̸o̷w̴.̶

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