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[The video opens up to Crow lounging on an armchair. He has his guitar resting on his lap as he strums out a few notes before turning his attention to the camera. With enthusiasm and a toothy grin, he points towards the camera as if his attention is solely on the viewer!]

Evening Cattle!! Your resident Crimson Fallen Angel of the Apocalypse, Crow, is present!!

[ Yep, he probably lost half of the people tuning in already, but he doesn't skip a bit. He seems confident as ever as leans back into the chair.]

Today I bring you a scarlet new development! Rejoice! A new band will be gracing the ears of the denizens of Camelot! And you have a chance to be a part of it! Morgan Knight and I will be recruiting other passionate musicians to be part of this new soul-stirring group!

If you're interested, respond to this video with your details or show up for auditions at the Phoenix Roost next Friday! We're only interested in serious inquiries only, so don't waste our time!

[Now that he has the info dump out of the way, time for some self-promotion!]

If you've been living under a rock, and don't know who I am or you want to hear my music, I also do performances at the Phoenix Roost! Check me out on the first Saturday of the Month after Dusk! I'll set your soul ablaze!

[For dramatic effect, he sends a wave of crimson feathers towards the screen, obscuring the view of him. At least it doesn't muffle the sound as the rocker signs off.]

Crow out!

[Video ends, hopefully, everyone has their eardrums intact.]