text | a magic match made in hell

[groundzeroes]

Hello, Avalon citizen! Today you've woken up to find a strange message in your network inbox. Maybe a friend sent it to you; maybe there's no return address. However it showed up, it reads thus:

(cw: badly spelled 2spooky death message)

elev8or

In d elev8or was a Nurse & girl. Suddnly d elevator opens n dey saw a boy rushing 2wards dem bt d Nurse closed d elevator immed8ly. D girl sed Y u do dat? D Nurse sed I know him Hes 1 of our patients he died yesterday. We put red tags on dead patients wrists. D girl raised her wrist & asked Like dis?

The nurse screamed and ran to tell a doctor but the Dr didnt bleieve her. then the doctor died too bc she didnt bileve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send this 2 some1 else within 4 hours or u'll be cursed!!

Or maybe it looks more like this (non-emoji version for readability):

WATCH⌚ OUT!!!🍆 💋

you've👈🚫 been👏 hit👊👏🍑 with👎➡💯 the😇 KISS💋 OF💜 DEATH💀
pass🎫 on🔛 this😩 kiss💋 to⛴ someone😒😒 else👀 before🔙 it💯🍶 sticks!🌐

0 kisses😘🚫 passed:⏭ KISSING👄 DISEASE😷 FOR U💇🏼
1-5 kisses😘💋 passed:🏃🏾 SAFE N' FLIRTY 👄 👄 👄
10👅💵 kisses😘💋💋 passed:🧐 UR THE👏 KISS GOD😇 NOW👋

quick!!!🙋🏼🤗 before😳 time runs💃 out!!😂😮

But that's just a load of spam.... right?

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