[This peacock is fumbling with his phone for a moment, still having some trouble operating this device. Touchscreens aren't great with feathers. But once Shen has managed to return the video call, Caster is treated to an unflatteringly frontal view of a large white bird. He's frowning at the camera, but once he realizes she can see him now he settles into a more aloof expression.]

Oh I'm so glad you asked! Mine is apparently populated almost entirely by big, savage, mangy apes! Who would have thought, am I right?

[It's perhaps obvious from his insincere and patronizing tone of voice that this isn't so much a genuine exchange of ideas as it is a long awaited chance to air his grievances, of which he has about as many as he has feathers in his magnificent tail.]