[Hijikata is in full online fight mode, to the point where he simply video-calls Kipposhi too. Of course he can decline and stick to texting, but Hijikata doesn't have the patience to type when he can yell instead!]

I could use some courage?! What airs am I putting on?! You're just talking out of your ass!! Also don't talk shit about the other Hijikata; he's none of that!

[Defensive much?! He doesn't even know the other Hijikata!]