[Darin drags his hand down his face. Okay. Okay.]

Alright, fine. I won't argue that you've got a point.

Anyway, I'm not an expert on curses, but from what it sounds like, this all started with that Black Knight, his sword, and wherever it was you took him on. Is there anything else you can tell me about the knight? Maybe I can...I dunno, walk things back and figure out the real nature of the curse.