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Alberto "oh no" Scorfano ([personal profile] prontissimo) wrote in [community profile] avalononline 2021-11-22 10:54 pm (UTC)

20 years late but happy to continue if you'd like!!

Uhhh, you totally had the chance, you just didn't take it...!

[ Rude, Alberto. Don't neg strangers on the Internet...? But he's self-satisfied, carrying the camera facing himself along with him as he leaves the bathroom and collapses back onto his bed again, still in full shark-gear. ]

Besides— Italy didn't have this sort of thing, either, I mean— if it did, I never heard of it, and I'm pretty much an expert on human stuff, so if it was a thing, I would've heard about it! So if you don't know, eh! It's probably not your fault, yeah?

[ ...He's totally projecting. He never lived in Portorosso in October. He didn't make it that far before being spirited away. If it was a thing, he wouldn't know. So... he just pretends he definitely knows, and well— that's always seen him through in the past. Except when it hasn't and has blown up in his face, but this seems like a low-risk lie... ]

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